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As a top-selling memoir writer, I am appalled by the deceptions being perpetrated. My first memoir was based on my gender change. I believe my second memoir will also be a best-seller, based on my species change. My motto will be Bob- He's the real ape-man; He's no Cheeta! I also don't do interviews with-out remuneration, although bananas are fair lucre. ungawa, bob

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